POSTAL: Bullet Paradise Brings Nonstop Action to PC and Consoles
Play as your favorite PDude, defeat countless enemies in a mission-driven bullet heaven shooter
Everyone’s happy in Paradise… except for the POSTAL Dude. Trapped in a miserable future full of forced positivity, constant surveillance, blinding neon lights, and social credit scores, the POSTAL Dude just wants to relax and drink a beer. But when Paradise’s automated enforcers target him as a threat for his “negative demeanor,” the reluctant everyman gets dragged off his couch and back into chaos.
The POSTAL Dude doesn’t want to be a hero. He just wants things to go back to normal so he can watch TV in peace.
Suit Up and Cause Total Chaos
Play as one of 11 different POSTAL Dudes pulled from across the multiverse, each equipped with their own perks and starting loadouts. Rip through hordes of enemies using an evolving arsenal of classic POSTAL weapons and unhinged gadgets. Fight across iconic POSTAL locations — along with all-new environments — completing mission objectives and securing powerful weapon upgrades and modifiers that might even crack a rare smile from the Dude himself.
Balance raw firepower with the Dude’s notorious lack of impulse control. POSTAL: Bullet Paradise features lightning-fast, action-heavy runs: blast cultists to pieces with shotgun fire, dodge unruly protestors, and heal yourself with pizza before taking on bosses hell-bent on spreading forced positivity.
Create the Ultimate Dude
Experiment with upgrades and modifiers to forge an unstoppable force of destruction. Complete mission-specific goals to unlock new guns and meta progression bonuses. Paradise is loaded with opportunities for creative mayhem—mastering different builds and tactics is the key to surviving the chaos.
Want backup? Bring friends into the fray with online co-op for up to four players.
Developer & Publisher Commentary
“POSTAL: Bullet Paradise is all about releasing the essence of POSTAL and its signature gallows humor into an over-the-top and highly replayable package.” said Artem Korovkin, CEO, Goonswarm Games. “Equal parts irreverent and action-packed, we’re thrilled to partner with Running With Scissors to bring this dystopian slice of Paradise to life.”
“No way in Hell Mike J is going to Heaven,” joked Running With Scissors founder Vince Desi. “But he’s definitely gunning for POSTAL: Bullet Paradise next year.”
Release Information
POSTAL: Bullet Paradise launches in Q3 2026 on Steam for PC, Mac, and Linux for $19.99. PlayStation 4|5 and Nintendo Switch versions will follow at a later date.
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